Do you remember that time you told your wife....?

That you were going on a business trip to Chicago, but instead went to Milwaukee to have an affair with that gay prostitute? Pepperidge Farm remembers....and Pepperidge Farm even has some photographs of a highly incriminating nature, photographs your wife would not be too happy to see. I'd suggest going out and buying some of Pepperidge Farm's homestyle cookies and biscuits, and maybe this whole thing will just blow on over.